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Yes, it's absolutely true. Help out the South American Explorers and you will receive this special limited edition Cuy membership card that will let you proudly announce to the world, "I am a Cuy!"

Yes, for a very limited time (and we mean it this time), members of the South American Explorers who generously donate $50 or more are eligible for the ceremonious induction into the ultra-exclusive Order of the Cuy.

Know that those few notables selected for membership in the distinguished Order of the Cuy are the creme de la creme. But membership in the Order of the Cuy comes with many extremely valuable benefits as well, benefits offered by no other organization on this Earth.

When you're a Cuy, you will receive:

1. Your special Cuy membership card featuring the sacred cuy and unique cuy bite (see above).

2. A personalized and signed copy of the Legend of the Cuy describing the cuy's vital role in Cusco clubhouse history, along with a list of authenticated miracles attributed to this holy creature.

3. Nocturnal visitation rights (by appointment only) to view the sacred and much venerated cuy bone, currently kept in a simple reliquary in the Cusco clubhouse, resting on a bed of flowers and lit by an eternal flame.

4. A secret illustration of the cuy sign used by cuy members to identify each other across smoky rooms, in bars, or in situations requiring extreme delicacy.

5. A schematic of the never-to-be-reveled Cuy handshake, known only to members of the Order.

6. The Cuy coat-of-arms and the right to reproduce this dashing coat-of-arms or parts thereof on personal stationary, family crests, signet rings, and armor.

Don't wait. There's been talk of closing membership in the Order of the Cuy. Act now, and years from now, your eternal membership in the Order will mark you as one who had the vision to be great.

Be somebody. Be a Cuy. Click here to join.